you don't have to have a warrant baby, to listen to my my my my my calls
There just aren’t enough fucking magnetic ribbons are there?
Since Google is a bunch of commies and won’t sell us out to the man, I will step up and prove I’m the best American ever. I will offer my daily Google searches without a warrant, since we now see those as so unpatriotic.
Trust us, we only break the law to go after bad people. If you haven’t done anything wrong you have nothing to worry about…..right?
1-24 Google searches
Kiss album covers
Scarlett Johansson
Boobies
Scarlett Johansson’s boobies
Water skiing squirrel porn
Original Iron man comics
The 9 rings of the WU
Pharmaceutical grade penis balm
Magnetic ribbons
Denver Broncos choke job
Denver Broncos Cheerleaders
Who moved my cheese for dummies
The 79 virgins you meet in heaven
Since Google is a bunch of commies and won’t sell us out to the man, I will step up and prove I’m the best American ever. I will offer my daily Google searches without a warrant, since we now see those as so unpatriotic.
Trust us, we only break the law to go after bad people. If you haven’t done anything wrong you have nothing to worry about…..right?
1-24 Google searches
Kiss album covers
Scarlett Johansson
Boobies
Scarlett Johansson’s boobies
Water skiing squirrel porn
Original Iron man comics
The 9 rings of the WU
Pharmaceutical grade penis balm
Magnetic ribbons
Denver Broncos choke job
Denver Broncos Cheerleaders
Who moved my cheese for dummies
The 79 virgins you meet in heaven
posted by Robert_M at 6:10 PM
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my google searches:
1. Kettle corn
2. myself
3. Jeff Probst
4. detroit auto show
5. detroit rock city
6. spy outfits and wigs
7. Santa Fe
you can't help but get bored at work. Hope this ends my patriotic duty.
1. How to tie a square knot
2. Hand embroidery bird pattern
3. chickpea soup recipe
4. vintage baby decor
5. dulcimers
If anyone is interested in tracking my googles, they may go right ahead. They clearly aren't very threatening (or interesting).
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